March 14, 2008

From an upcoming one-act play by David Mamet:
Chris Rock: I know the night we went to the Ivy she had on white pants. I only noticed cause my wife's real classy and subdued and I'm out with a girl with big tits and white pants. It's just, I know people were like, 'heeey'.
.....
Rock: I've been so set up...
Anthony Pellicano: Did you come on her thighs?...
Rock: I had a rubber on. I probably took it off right when I was getting ready to come. I probably came on her ass.
.....

Rock: Rape is just fucking, buzz, you know?... Once you're accused of rape, you're just FUCKED, you know?

Pellicano: That's why i want to blacken this girl up, totally. I want to make her out to be a lying, scumbag, manipulative cocksucker... Stupid bitch

Rock: I'm fucked. I'm better getting caught with needles in my arm. WAY better. Needles, with pictures, there's Chris Rock shooting heroin. Much better blow to the career.

Actually, it's from a half-hour long phone conversation the Detective to the Stars secretly recorded with the comedian, brought to you by the HuffPost.

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