August 25, 2010

Evidence that being Athletic Director at USC causes you to become the world's biggest asshole:

First Mike Garrett, now this clown:
Former star USC quarterback and NFL player Pat Haden guested on the Dan Patrick Show today. Haden, who was recently hired as USC Athletic Director, was asked by Patrick during the interview: “If you were Reggie Bush, would you give back the Heisman?

Haden, after a long pause and sigh, replied:

If I were Reggie Bush with Pat Haden’s soul, yes.

Patrick: “Does he have your soul?
Haden: “I don’t know Reggie Bush.”
So, if Reggie Bush had the soul of a super-rich equity-swapping corporate lawyer from LA, he would have "returned" the Heisman Trophy he won five years ago, for violating the NCAA's malum prohibitum bar on receiving money to play football. Similarly, if Pat Haden had Reggie Bush's soul, he would have returned the money he was paid by the Rams from 1976 to 1981 for impersonating an NFL quarterback.