Why people should not drink, blog, and comment on the World Cup at the same time, from the Corner:

Makes You Wonder [Michael Ledeen]:

In today's "reportage" of the World Cup semifinal between Italy and Germany, the (lefty) Washington Post reported that the game-winning goal was scored on a left-footed kick, while the (righty) Washington Times reported it was scored on a right-footed kick. The Post account was correct, but don't you find it mysteriously symbolic of something or other?

Emphasis mine. Remember, he's not retarded, he's differently abled.