Europe 10, U.S. 6: Tiger Woods wins at the Ryder Cup !! Praise Jesus, it's a miracle !!

Well, actually, at 2-2 this weekend, it's his best-ever start in this tournament, justifying U.S. coach Tom Lehman's gutsy decision to roll the dice and play Woods in the afternoon session. The Americans continued their crap play in Ireland, and Europe only needs four points out of twelve matches tomorrow to retain the Ryder Cup. Mickelson lost; in fact, "Mickelson lost" may be the most banal statement since "Bush lied."