The Limbaugh Doctrine: Rush has a modest proposal for solving the troubles in the Middle East:

Fine, just blow the place up. Just let these natural forces take place over there instead of trying to stop them, instead of trying to use -- I just -- sometimes natural force is going to happen. You're going to have to let it take place. You can spend all the time you like with diplomacy, and you can spend all the time you want massaging these things with diplomatic -- you're just -- you're just delaying the inevitable.

It's not quite the Pottery Barn Rule, Mistah Kurtz.