Los Angeles' worst sportswriter, Bill Plaschke, has decided to go after one of the last Los Angeles Dodgers with any heart, Kevin Brown, in his column this morning. Plaschke, who ran the Dodgers' best everyday player of the last twenty years, Gary Sheffield, out of town, and who attacked Game 7 hero Garret Anderson as a choker during the World Series last year, has now chosen to pick on Brown for wanting to pitch through injuries, and for selfishly pushing his team's interest ahead of his health. What makes this column historic, however, is that Plaschke has, for the first time, decided to attack a white athlete, rather than perform fellatio on him. It's so sad; he misses Eric Karros.